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McDonald's have been told to lose their toys,
because our kids are getting too fat.
Taco Bell was in the news this week,
Someone claims there's no beef in that.

The President was on T.V. last night,
I did not watch that show.
SNL once did a commercial spoof,
about a product called Colon Blow.

I am sitting on my couch right now,
and yes my pants are zipped.
Remember to get some dollar bills,
cause them strippers like to be tipped.

There's no reason for this blog post,
but there is plenty of rhyme.
So if you're looking at me for some kind of point,
please check back at some other time.

Some of you may be waiting,
for a reference to a van or disease.
I bought my own candy at a store,
so I didn't have to get on my knees.

To all of you that will read this,
for inspiration you are the ones.
And how can McDonald's make you fat?,
because it always gives me the runs.

Done